Checker: I am goign to need to see your I.D
Me: I.D?
Checker: yes your drivers license.
Me: for what?
checker: the wine you bought.
Me: you want to see my I.D? seriously? because you think I look to young or are you just hitting on me? cause I am married you know.
(Ok, I didnt really say that but you gotta' watch those trader joes guys)
checker: your I.D.
Me: oh ya' my I.D. here you go. I just want to say how I love that you just carded me. I mean seriously made my day. I used to get all annoyed when I was 21 and got carded for just cutting through a casino in vegas on the way to my room. But wow! This is just great because as you can see from my I.D. I am 34. So wow! Thanks again buddy! Do you think it was the fact that I dont have any make-up on or that I am dressed in old drawstring work out pants and a sweatshirt with my hair un brushed and just in a sloppy ponytail that screams I just crawled out of bed and went to math 101? Cause if it is I am so going with this look everyday. Cause you know I have a 7 year old and 3 year old. I know can you hardly believe "I" have two kids that old? Amazing really when you think about it. What's my secret you ask? Oh gosh so funny that you should ask........................
checker: SECURITY ON ISLE 1!!!!
So now I think my photo is on the wall at Trader Joes and I may have to wear a cap and glasses to return. Something about them having to shove me through the door on my way out cause my head was so big!! He,heeee! Just kidding.
3 comments:
yay, I'm glad you liked it and that it turned out well for you! I loved it too and am totally going to make it again. That's funny about the wine. I kinda get excited when they check my ID too now, haha.
You crack me up. You are probably going to be carded when you are 45. You look GREAT!
That dish looks yummy! I will have to make it one night. And you look great, it should be a compliment that you got carded. Happy Friday!
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