Little Tid Bits........................

Me: "Ryanne are you mocking me cause that would be rude."
Ryanne: "Well, if I knew what mocking was I would be able to answer that question."
Me: "sigh"

About a week ago my cousin calls and wants to wish Ryanne a Happy Birthday.
Cousin: "Hi, just wanted to wish Ry a happy birthday."
Me: (obviously confused) "It's not Ryanne's birthday until the end of July."
Cousin: "Noooo....when we were in SF I asked her what the date of her birthday was ans she told me this date."
Me: "Welcome to my world cousin! Did she by chance try to sell you ocean front property in Arizona?"

Ryanne just mastered riding a beach cruiser with NO training wheels. She was zipping all over the neighborhood when Dan went out to call her home. As she was riding up the driveway she slammed into the back of my car (ya' again with the paid off right!) she jumps up and yells,"Don't worry Dad nothings broken. I'm good!"
"sigh"

Morgan: "So mom when did you finally develop?"
Me: "Develop what?"
Morgan: "You know, your you know........."
Me:"ohhhhh, those, not till' after high school."
Morgan:"Oh so you were a late bloomer then."
Me: "sigh"

Morgan:"Mom, Caleb and I were talking and we think since we have known each other since we were born it might just be easier to get married to each other."
Me: "Hmmm......OK???"
Morgan: "So we were thinking about where we would live. Caleb says he wants to live in Kentucky because there is a Lego Factory there and that is where he is going to work. I want to live in Florida so we came up with a plan."
Me: "A plan?"
Morgan: "Yes, we are going to buy a house in both places so Caleb can work and we can vacation in Florida. We still don't agree on the kids though."
Me: "Kids?"
Morgan: "Yes, he wants 2 boys and a girl and I want 2 girls and a boy."
Me: "Sigh"


Morgan: "So I was thinking, how does the sperm get to the egg?"
Me: "Will you excuse me while I go pass out?"