I could seriously write something every.single.day. that is hilarious that my kids say. My youngest more so as my oldest is in the teenage years but she still has some good ones. I thought I would share two that have stuck with me that I find completely entertaining.
Ryanne: "Mom, I just want you to know that even though you have arthritis and your hands swell, I still think you are beautiful."
Me: "Ahhh, thanks Ryanne. You are always such an encouragement to people."
Ryanne: "Ya, let's just hope it doesn't go to your face."
Me: "Morgan, come in here and tell me your story while I get ready to go."
Morgan: (Talking non stop about friends, dance, a cartoon she saw) She stops and sees me putting on mascara and says,"Ahhh, there's my mom!"
Me: Thinking to myself, "I must have looked bad!" Ha!
Kids are the best. They build you up and then put you right back in your place where you belong. I wish I could bottle these kinds of things because they crack me up!