The Joy's Of Parenting Ryanne And A Macy Update

Since Ryanne's Birthday is one week from today I thought I would update you on some of the funny things she has been saying lately.

Location-Driving to Church
Ryanne: WOW! I think a rock star just drove past us!!

Dan: A rock star???

Me: A rock star? How do you know?

Ryanne: You should have seen the flashy sunglasses they were wearing.

Location-Dentist chair
Dental tech: Ryanne, we need to take x-rays so you have to open really big so I can put the plastic film in your mouth.

Ryanne: Uh huh...

Dental tech: No, don't bite till I tell you. You have to open bigger it's not in there correctly.

Ryanne: (pulling the film out) I'm trying but your plastic thingy is poking me in the back of my throat so that part is your problem!

Location-driving to lunch
Me: So Ryanne are you excited to start school next year?

Ryanne: ya.....I just can't believe I'm going to be in third grade already.

Me: Your not honey, your going into second.

Ryanne: Oh I already did third?

Me: *Sigh*

Location-Our house
Ryanne: Mom just so you know it's kind of offensive when you take off your bra before you go to bed.

Me: Huh?

Ryanne: Ya' your boobs are like all the way down here when you do that. (Pointing down to her waist just in case I didn't fully understand)

Driving home from church
Me: Do you want to see the dog papa adopted?

Ryanne: Papa got a dog?

Me: Yes he said it followed him home the other night.

Ryanne: (first slapping her forehead) Oh that papa, I know he's always doing something.

Here is a current picture of Macy. She is 9 months on Friday. 100 lbs. Her back comes up to Ryanne's shoulder. I tried to get a picture of them together but that is like trying to shoot 2 butterflies flying opposite directions. Or better yet they are usually on the floor wrestling and Ryanne has her in a head lock or her lips pulled out like wings. Nothing you could handle. This is my world, I don't want to suck you in so deep you can't get out. LOL!