Unless the Lord builds the house, those who build it labor in vain. Psalm 127:1

Friday, October 28, 2011

If I Tweeted.......

If I tweeted which I do not these are some of the things you would have had the pleasure of being part of over the last couple weeks:

I would have tweeted that we had a baby rattlesnake in our bedroom (yes our bedroom) and that my mom almost stepped on it. But I saved her life. :)

I would have tweeted that despite my better judgment I let my girls & Macy sign up for dog training on Wednesdays. It went better than I thought, Macy didn't eat any of the little dogs and the girls had a blast!

I would have tweeted how I am holding on to the hope that my 7 year old will one day be a world famous artist and that all the "art work" I keep finding on the walls around the house will have been worth it. *sigh*

Then I would have tweeted how I made my 7 year old scrub the walls and write sentences about writing on walls just in case it turns out she's not all that talented. LOL!

I would have tweeted how when I called a location to ask about rooms for our spring marriage conference and the lady asked me if the couples were OK with sharing a room with two beds I thought I was on some hidden camera show. Really? Married couples sharing a room? Here's your sign..........

I would have tweeted how when I woke up the other morning to a sick great Dane with loose stool.........we'll leave it at that. Blah!

I would have tweeted about how I went to the Dr. and for the first time in almost 11 years I got good news about my rheumatoid arthritis. Other than a couple holes in my foot and wrist bone there was no more permanent damage to joint tissue. I was so encouraged when I left.

I would have tweeted that after 7 weeks of water aerobics I have killer six pack abs and you could bounce a quarter off my butt........OK not really but I am toning up and feel so much stronger from the classes. Not to mention you can't help feel young and positive when hanging out with those feisty ladies in class.

I would have tweeted how my 10 year old informed me the other day that she needs to get married and have kids young so that her daddy won't be an "old Grandpa." (Watch out Andrea, she's coming for Carson!)

Probably more I could "tweet" about but I think suspense is good for all of us. :)

1 comment:

Jessica said...

hehe... you already ARE buff! So glad that the water aerobics are helping you.

And all those status updates, haha... oh you have a great perspective :) I so see Ethan where Ryanne is in a few years... those two are so much alike.