Reason #42 why our marriage works:
Me: "Honey, was I crying in my sleep last night?"
Dan: "Hmm...I don't think so why?"
Me: " I was having a horrible dream that someone robbed me and took my wedding ring. I was devastated."
Dan: "Oh wait I just remembered, was I crying out in my sleep last night?"
Me: "No, not that I remember why?"
Dan: "The Germans were attacking!"
Me: Que crickets.........