I have an infection in my left eye.
My right index finger is so swollen it looks like a sausage.
My allergies are out of control.
My 7 year old played dot to dot with her multiplication answer sheet for her end of the year assessment test and f-l-u-n-k-e-d.
My 11 year old has been throwing up since 5pm last night.
I have been up for two nights taking care of either a sick child or a dog who just wants to chill in the backyard at 1am for no other reason than to just wake me up.
My 7 year old has a welt between her eyes because some how her sister waked her in the face with a broom......hmmmm.......
I am more certain everyday that Face Book is the mark of the beast. If one more person or company tells me I can't buy, follow them, know dance class was cancelled, someone is pregnant, divorcing, dead or moved because I won't join Face Book you might just see me on the news. Really?
I have a little tip for you if you can't communicate other than Face Book but you won't like it.
And since you aren't paying me for my advice I will keep it to myself.
Oh and p.s: Even if I did have time for 457 friends, really?
My husband just got off another 96........he's motionless on the couch.
I'm good now. Really I am. Just wanted to say HAPPY SATURDAY! :)