So because I naturally have a warped mind and also because high doses of steroids makes you nutso and I mean literally N-U-T-S-O, I have lists.
Lists of reasons that could be what's wrong with my spleen and kidney.
List that are not rational of course.
Mostly lists that came to me in the wee hours of the morning which should tell you something right there.
Lists for lists. Sometimes the lists would get really irrational and sent to my mom via text at all hours who would then reply,"No sweetie I don't think you have feline leukemia."
What? We have two cats! It could happen.
Irrational Reason #25:
I used to LOVE that cheese in a can. I would squirt it on crackers and eat like half the can in one setting. It's been years mind you since I touched the stuff. Had interventions from friends and family etc. But maybe, just maybe that stuff settled in my system and morphed into some nasty fungus that has spread "cheese in a can syndrome" to my spleen. Seriously, that stuff is not food so it's bound to cause long term problems.
Irrational Reason #42:
Maybe when I was at my water aerobics class I was showing off to much for the old people and I pulled a muscle that cut off circulation to my kidney that sent blood into my spleen that caused the pain........it could have happened right? I mean have you seen those old people work out in the pool? Their maniacs!