Kids Say The Darndest Things.............

I was laying on the couch the other day trying to recover from this beastly strep throat when I looked down and saw Morgan and our cat Tiger laying on the floor in front of me. They were laying face to face "talking".

Morgan: Tiger, I have something very serious to talk to you about.

Tiger: uuhhhh, obvioulsy nothing. Cats don't talk people.

Morgan: I don't know how to tell you this but I am not your real mother. You were born to another cat & I adopted you when you were a baby.

I had this smile from ear to ear. Kids are so funny. They just say whatevers on their presious little hearts.

Totally beside the point but still funny. I was out front yesterday letting the kids run and ride their bike in hopes that they would burn some energy. As my neighbor & I were chatting Morgan went into their yard with her friends and was playing on the swing when we heard her yelling. "Mommy, the chicken took my earing!" I was sure I had not heard her right so we walked over and sure enough the chicken (yes my friends kids have a chicken) had been near Morgan in Caleb's arms when he looked over and saw something shiny in Morgans ear and decided he must have it. So the stinkin' chicken pecked it right out of her ear and you guessed it no more earing. I was laughing becuase seriously who does that happen to? Oh and later that day Ryanne decided to pee on my friends back patio but thats a whole other post. ;)